November Festivities.

I just took part in a long held tradition that many, many people take part in. It involves feasting, sleeping, friendly banter, and fellowship. Think you know what I mean? Well you are absolutely right. I took part in the world famous Wednesday Night Pizza Hut All You Can Eat Buffet. It was fantastic. Probably the most festive and "homey" of all November holidays. I can't imagine anything coming close to it. I mean there's family, friends, laughter, love, lets not forget a feast of delicious food and then the very important post feasting nap. All these things happen on this one of a kind holiday. I've been all around the world, and trust me...this is the best thing November has going for it. Fear not if you missed it, for it will be back next Wednesday...and if Pizza Hut's not your thing....well...there's always Thanksgiving.

Fun Fact of the Day: Of the 1,500 members of The Magic Circle worldwide, only 33 are women.
Talk about a Sausage Fest.

You'll Neaver Believe This

In my many adventures traveling the world I have found few things that can translate to any language and travel to any land. The world's least favorite of these things is boredom. Chomsky and I have been hard at work digging through old trash cans, scouring the bottoms and backs of old dresser drawers, and of course, surfing the web. Well we have found something for you to enjoy for hours and hours and hours and hours. Maybe. If you can't stand the boredom, then take it from Awesomus Prime. I have a site for you. www.neave.com is a source of endless amusement. Don't believe me? Go and see for yourself...then come back and thank me.

Stay Awesome.

Welcome To My World

Welcome to the yang of the yin that is Gorilla Philosophy. Don't believe me? Well then....wait...maybe this is the yin of the yang that is Gorilla Philosophy. Wait. This isn't either of those. This is blog. Duh...ok. I remember now. This is a blog and you should check it out and it's big brother blog, which is Gorilla Philosophy. You will be amazed. You will be inspired. You will be provoked to do some deep, deep thinking. You will laugh so hard your sides will split. Keep in mind none of this is guaranteed and we don't give refunds.

Fun Fact of the Day: In July this year, a Texan man who had hiccuped non-stop for two years, was cured. Shane Shafer, 50, started his attacks after suffering a stroke. Doctors in New Orleans cured the hiccups using a device that controls the Vagus Nerve.

I guess whatever happens in Vagus, stays in Vagus.